Generous Punctuation

Let me be the second to welcome you to Melba Toast. We’re still trying to get some shoes on her but for now I think our 390 horsepower should be enough to power us through like a Warthog over a K rail. This is going to be a place where you will probably find something interesting to read on a quasi-regular basis with not one, not two, but three, count ‘em three authors of similar yet dissimilar tastes.

You’ve already met “no this isn’t MySpace” Tom and now you get to meet “enough with the, what’s that, it’s” Pat. I am currently residing in Montana and I work at the luck factory (YouTube it). I like to say I make people’s dreams come true, it’s not an exaggeration, it usually happens at least twice a week. I am a man who will try almost anything once. As for “you better wipe your feet on the door” Matt, well I think you’ll enjoy some of his interesting opinions and outlooks on just about any topic you can think of.

I have a feeling that this teeny tiny section of the Internet will contain criticisms and witticisms and all around randomness. I say “sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.” Maybe you’ll find something that piques your interest if not now then eventually we will hit on a topic that tickles your fancy.